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When Dorothy ran away from
home
she got caught in a tornado.
I ran away in the middle of a blizzard
and this isn't Oz. |
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OK it's weird. |
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I was fishing the other evening and got a bite.
As my catch got closer to the shore
I could see this big head coming out of the water
then the hook pulled out. Darn it.
The next two baits I set up
were taken right away.
So I try a whole herring
hoping it's a big ol' hungry bass. |
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Then I see this seal
swimming along the shore
about six feet out,
and when I cast my bait
she took off after it
like a dog after a stick. |
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It's not OZ, it's Oregon |